Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, James Gunn fixes the problem

Cinephiles will remember the time when a movie from a Steven King story all but doomed it to a less-than-entertaining experience. The cinematic world of Marvel Comics has had its own perilous journey. Comic book movies used to be pejorative, but then they reached a relatively consistent phase where they were dependably entertaining. MCU phases 1, 2 and 3 are great examples of that. Then came phase 4 and someone tinkered with the MCU script. While some movies in phase 4 made money, most of them fell far short of expectations and were marginally entertaining. Guardians of the Galaxy was a phase 2 film that defied what audiences expected from a comic book movie. It was weird, had characters that few people outside of the comic book world knew, and seemed out of place amongst a sea of mildly flawed spandex heroes. It was also refreshing. Now, with all of those headwinds spinning around us, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is upon us. Does it capture the MCU magic of old or continue the tedium that phase 3 established?

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 could’ve had a Disney Marvel problem, but James Gunn fixed it and made a wicked smart, fun movie that reminds you of phase 1.
Don’t call it a comeback…ok, it’s a small comeback

Shazam! Fury of the Gods, surprisingly fun for families

Shazam! Fury of the Gods is a movie that’s in an unenviable position. It’s coming out four years after the original that made money and was profitable, but it wasn’t Marvel, phase 1, 2, or 3 profitable. It’s also post-COVID and the movie-going public, especially the family-oriented ones aren’t receiving the attention that they once did. For superhero movie fans, the most recent slate of releases has been very poorly received and a shadow of their recent quality. With all of that in the rearview mirror, Shazham! Fury of the Gods gleefully steps on the gas and has produced a fun movie. It’s self-aware, mocks its self-awareness, reminds audiences that they really don’t know the character, and probably forgot the fine points of the first Shazam movie in 2019.

Shazam! Fury of the Gods is surprisingly fun and breezy. It’s aware that it’s an underdog and will entertain families for a chunk of time.

Recap: Billy Batson was given mystical powers by a dying wizard. Whenever this 17-year-old kid says “Shazam” he turns into the superhero. At the end of the first film he gave some of his powers to his adopted brothers and sisters, and now they’re a flying superhero team. All of this is thankfully covered in the first 20 minutes or so, which might explain why most of the people who we asked at our screening found that to be the weakest part of the film.

Shazam! Fury of the Gods focuses on some ancient gods who have come back to life and are after an ancient staff. Once they put it together they’re halfway towards conquering Earth, as long as they can plant an apple from the tree of creation.  So far it’s the same hokey, superhero in tights stuff, but as you’re viewing the film it feels, ironically grounded.

There are real issues like adoption, betrayal, imposter syndrome, trust, and more that feel welcome in a ‘superhero’ film.  At times it reminded me of the first Iron Man, with just a bit of Despicable Me thrown in for good measure.  Fury of the Gods was breezy, fun, and lightweight entertainment. It’s the kind of movie that 10-year-old kids will see and love. Their 14-year-old siblings will see it and enjoy it more than they’re letting on. Adults will be pleasantly surprised at the film as long as they relax, look past some of the plot holes, and focus on Helen Mirren.

Yeah, there are problems with the film. Djimon Hounsou’s beard and dreadlocks look incredibly fake in every scene. Some of the CGI scenes look like they were lifted from Doctor Strange. The age discrepancy between Shazam and his teen alter-ego is incredibly inconsistent. The teen is fun and full of life, whereas the adult superhero is too much teen and annoying at times. The humor is fine, but there are many jokes that don’t connect.

Audiences also aren’t sure who’ll be around in the next version of DCEU. There is a cameo in Fury of the Gods from a superhero who’s not even in the future plans for the DC films. Their presence is a little odd, but it doesn’t taint the movie too much. Unfortunately, this happens near the end of the film when something silly and unexplainable happens.

Having said all of that, it’s still a fun movie. Shazam! Fury of the Gods won’t charm everyone, but it’s a nice placeholder for families who want to see a good, mostly clean film for ages 10 and up. There are a couple of instances where language is used that you don’t want the younger ones repeating. This is where it deftly straddles the line between it being a movie that’s aimed at families. It won’t tread any new ground, but it’ll keep those who want to be entertained, entertained. You may want another film in the franchise, but the age discrepancy will inhibit that dramatically. If Billy Batson is a young 20-something in the next film, then the kid-like charm of Shazham is gone. Will people still want to see a youth who’s just about to leave college whine and act as hapless and insecure as the superhero does? Probably not, but perhaps they could write their way out of it. Zachary  Levi does have a certain amount of charm in this titular role, but he’d have to raise his demo dramatically to keep pace with its youth version.  

Shazam! Fury of the Gods is rated PG-13 for action, violence and language.

The Bad Guys, not actually that bad of a movie

Our oldest son loved The Bad Guys book series by Aaron Blabley all throughout his elementary school years. When The Big Bad Wolf came out in 2019 he went out of his comfort zone and chased down a Target worker to see if a copy of the book was in the back when the end cap was empty. When you spend any time at an elementary school you’ll see dozens, upon dozens of copies of any of The Bad Guys books in the library. It’s a graphic novel series that’s welcoming to read and doesn’t intimidate those younger readers who are transitioning to early chapter books. As a film, The Bad Guys is actually pretty good. Now, I realize that sentence could be perceived as if I’m slighting the film, and if that’s the case, then I blame Billie Eilish.

The Bad Guys, as a film, isn’t as bad as you think it is, or might be. It’s actually go-to fun for middle elementary audiences.
It’s actually good

Minions: The Rise of Gru, lowers the already low yellow bar

There is a cute, undeniable charm that those yellow Minions have. They’re optimistic and seem like they’d be fun at a party. Minions: The Rise of Gru aims to take that spirit to its second Despicable Me prequel as the yellows and a young Gru come to terms with things in the mid-1970s. There is a lot that’s wrong with The Rise of Gru, however, it’s challenging to fully dislike it because you know exactly what you’re in for, or at least you should be. The Rise of Gru is in your face, pigeon Spanish, Minion-centric, off-key singing yellow happiness for 90 minutes. If you’re seven through 10 this will be your jam. If you’re older than that, then you’ve drawn the short straw and were tasked with seeing the film with the kids.

Minions: The Rise of Gru is entertaining for elementary school ages, but spoils quickly for those over 10. Call it the curse of Baby Muppets, beware of films that are 90 minutes or the second prequel to two sequels-it is
(from left) Minion Stuart, Gru (Steve Carell) and Minions

There’s a reason why Urkel, as a television character, never had his own show. If a major component of your entertainment vehicle straddles the line as precariously as the ripeness of an avocado, then proceed with caution. The Rise of Gru has many of the elements that made the first four films that starred Minions entertaining, although on a sliding scale from most to least. In this film, it brings in those things, adds some cool villains and a nice soundtrack (although most of the songs were covers, even if they were well done), but scuttles the ship when it adds in too many baby Muppets.

Baby Muppets is a personal thing that I refer to when intellectual property has run out of gas by taking the main characters and simply imagining them as children. In 2015’s Minion, as that film was ending, audiences met Gru, as a child. The Minions and Gru would seemingly go on to have a beautiful partnership as that film’s credits started to roll.

The Rise of Gru takes that ending and makes Steve Carrel’s voice higher because his character is now a child, then amps up the silly. Minions was silly when compared to the three Despicable Me movies. Minions: The Rise of Gru is lobotomized when compared to Minions. The Rise of Gru was originally supposed to be released in the summer of 2020, ie, the summer of Covid. The ensuing two years haven’t made the jokes in the film age poorly. If anything it’s just made the tolerance level of some audience members less patient and forgiving of films that waste their time.

The plot to The Rise of Gru centers on a group of super villains and their quest for a mysterious jeweled necklace. When this group has an opening for a villain they ask Gru to apply but are aghast when they realize that he’s just a kid. Gru decides to impress them by stealing said object, which is then complicated by a minion or two.

The good news is that the film is loaded to the gills with fast-moving yellow action sequences, set against songs from the 1970s.

The bad news is that the film is loaded to the gills with fast-moving yellow action sequences, set against cover songs from the 1970s.

Again, you know what you’re getting when you pay to see this film. It will either entertain you or it won’t, and you’ve got a gut feeling as to which camp you are in now. It won’t surprise you and is not in the business of offering up something new to people looking to blaze humor or animation trails.

Minions: The Rise of Gru is a reminder to audiences who’ve become used to being entertained by animated features that sometimes those movies are just there to be fun for the kids. The fact that a film has its key target as stoners or elementary school-aged kids seven to 10 years old is simply the way they want to do things. That first key demographic was new to me after speaking with a college student who was really into Minions, I put two pineapple things together and figured it out. The Rise of Gru will keep those two groups entertained, while those not in their league would’ve wished that they’d taken the red pill.

Minions is rated PG for action sequences that involve yellow oval blobs and other animated characters.

Jurassic World Dominion, a satisfying movie to the series (that I didn’t see)

“I was four years old when the first one came out”, said the guy in front of me. The lady behind us said that she’d seen all of them and then went on comparing her favorite characters. As a family, we’ve seen Jurassic Park a handful of times, and I’m old enough to have driven myself to the cinema to see it when it came out. Our kids say that they’ve seen some of the other Jurassic films, but I know that the only other one I’ve seen the final half-hour of Jurassic Park III and Jurassic World. As the sixth film in the franchise, Jurassic World Dominion comes out, it serves as a mixed bag but is also a satisfying end to the series, let me explain.

Jurassic World Dominion is above average, a satisfying, fun end to the dino series that left a big footprint.
(from left) Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum), Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill), Dr. Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern), Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard), Owen Grady (Chris Pratt), Maisie Lockwood (Isabella Sermon) and Kayla Watts (DeWanda Wise) in Jurassic World Dominion, co-written and directed by Colin Trevorrow.
Just smile and enjoy the ride

Top Gun Maverick, a classic, feel-good great time at the movies

When’s the last time you saw a great movie? And by that I mean, a really great movie that pleased virtually everybody in the audience, regardless of their age, sex or background? Movies like this just don’t come around often. They’ve been replaced by franchise tent films that dependably come around every couple of years and deliver the same level of enjoyment. It was a better than average Marvel film, the last Pixar film was better or some other milquetoast compliment is more often than not how we’ve come to realistically describe movies. Two years delayed from its intended release comes Top Gun Maverick, the sequel to its namesake that was originally released in 1986. Low and behold, Top Gun Maverick is a master class in filmmaking that perfectly combines any element that one could request from a movie. It’s one of the best films I’ve seen and is the complete package in its telling a story that’s wrapped in action and, not to mention, 30+ years removed from the original.

This is the real deal. See it in theaters.
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Spider-Man: No Way Home rewards all who view it

Meta is a word that channels a phrase that’s used very frequently now. When I was a child meta wasn’t used too much and neither was porthole. Now those middle-elementary students are making porthole quips and the upper elementary kids are trying to grasp meta. Our first experience with the word, in a cinematic sense, was Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Movies that make use of meta in their plot have certainly increased, but it’s great to see it when they successfully pull it off. Spider-Man: No Way Home is a superhero meta that weaves together all of the aspects that people love from the webhead’s movies, the MCU, and to an extent, movies overall.

Spider-Man: No Way Home is solid entertainment that delivers a meta style funhouse for fans, and a great time for casual viewers.
The MCU, via Sony in this case…finds its groove again

The Adam Project fills the big shoes of the films that inspired it

For teens in the early 1980s the only time-travel  jam that was worth your time was The Final Countdown. Years before Europe made it the title to one of the best songs ever, it was a head-bending, what-would-you-do, escape onboard a wayward American aircraft that traveled from modern day times to just before Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. Similar to The Black Hole, that film put an indelible mark somewhere and somehow into my movie-going psyche. The Adam Project has that same vibe, but it’s a movie that is sharper, more contemporary and much faster paced than its time travelling contemporaries. It’s also on Netflix, which is a fact that might add to people’s enjoyment of the film.

The Adam Project is a feel-good movie that blends time travel, action, humor and heart.
Check logic at the door-this is a blast for the family
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